As ELDO is going through it's expansion, growth, growing pains, I've decided to shake things up a bit. MALE Brazilians have made it to the menu! I've had some brave, brave men volunteer this week to help assure that the technique was menu worthy. I've learned a few things along the way...
1) I had NO idea that scrotum was so stretchy.
2) Grown men do squeal.
3) If you do not explain why their legs need to stay open they will close them at first pull and as I mentioned...uh, yes their balls will stick to their leg. This was a situation..and I wish that I could have had the bubble over my head saying what I was really thinking. "OMG I am going to have to take this guy to the ER to have them surgically remove his ball!" Ok, it wasn't that bad, but that's what the bubble would have said!
4) fire the esthetician I hired...well, that's not really number 4 of things I've learned, but in the midst of balls, shafts and butt cracks, this needed to be done.

Ladies and gentlemen...send your men in for some intense grooming!
you are the perfect woman to do this dirty work. love you!
ReplyDeleteThanks Woman! and for some strange reason...I really love what I do! and I love you too! xo
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