Really? You had a hard day at work? Well, unless you had to wax diaper wearing, maybe fetish, tampon stuck up his ass with a string hanging out, guy...I don't want to hear about it!
That's right folks. Just another day at the office.
4/23/11
4/10/11
High Maintenance V..uh...whaaaaaat???
"you're going to have to keep your legs open otherwise your scrotum will stick to your leg, like it just did." Yes, those words came out of my mouth this week.
As ELDO is going through it's expansion, growth, growing pains, I've decided to shake things up a bit. MALE Brazilians have made it to the menu! I've had some brave, brave men volunteer this week to help assure that the technique was menu worthy. I've learned a few things along the way...
1) I had NO idea that scrotum was so stretchy.
2) Grown men do squeal.
3) If you do not explain why their legs need to stay open they will close them at first pull and as I mentioned...uh, yes their balls will stick to their leg. This was a situation..and I wish that I could have had the bubble over my head saying what I was really thinking. "OMG I am going to have to take this guy to the ER to have them surgically remove his ball!" Ok, it wasn't that bad, but that's what the bubble would have said!
4) fire the esthetician I hired...well, that's not really number 4 of things I've learned, but in the midst of balls, shafts and butt cracks, this needed to be done.
It was confusing at first because I kept calling the scrotum, the labia. But after the 4th guy, I got the lingo down. "Hold your penis to the right, hold your penis to the left, hold on tight cause this is going to hurt like a mother F*%*#@! ..I finally had to learn the correct name for the "taint" although I still can't pronounce it. Perinium, no that's not it, perinieurm, uuuuh, Perineum. There..got it. And through the feedback from the couple that came in for male Brazilian training day, we came up with this line "can you pull your scrotum towards your belly. Works like charm. And unfortunately for them, this is while they are positioned on all fours. Well, now that I think about it, this is unfortunate for me too. But hey, it's a dirty job and someone's got to do it!
Ladies and gentlemen...send your men in for some intense grooming!
As ELDO is going through it's expansion, growth, growing pains, I've decided to shake things up a bit. MALE Brazilians have made it to the menu! I've had some brave, brave men volunteer this week to help assure that the technique was menu worthy. I've learned a few things along the way...
1) I had NO idea that scrotum was so stretchy.
2) Grown men do squeal.
3) If you do not explain why their legs need to stay open they will close them at first pull and as I mentioned...uh, yes their balls will stick to their leg. This was a situation..and I wish that I could have had the bubble over my head saying what I was really thinking. "OMG I am going to have to take this guy to the ER to have them surgically remove his ball!" Ok, it wasn't that bad, but that's what the bubble would have said!
4) fire the esthetician I hired...well, that's not really number 4 of things I've learned, but in the midst of balls, shafts and butt cracks, this needed to be done.
It was confusing at first because I kept calling the scrotum, the labia. But after the 4th guy, I got the lingo down. "Hold your penis to the right, hold your penis to the left, hold on tight cause this is going to hurt like a mother F*%*#@! ..I finally had to learn the correct name for the "taint" although I still can't pronounce it. Perinium, no that's not it, perinieurm, uuuuh, Perineum. There..got it. And through the feedback from the couple that came in for male Brazilian training day, we came up with this line "can you pull your scrotum towards your belly. Works like charm. And unfortunately for them, this is while they are positioned on all fours. Well, now that I think about it, this is unfortunate for me too. But hey, it's a dirty job and someone's got to do it!Ladies and gentlemen...send your men in for some intense grooming!
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