Do you need an assistant?

When I first opened my own business, in 2008, every single male friend of mine said “oh, do you need an assistant?”  “I’ll be happy to help you at the office.” Etc.

This always makes me laugh.  There is absolutely nothing sexy going on at the office.  I am taking hot wax, putting it on a Popsicle stick, covering pubic hairs, and ripping them out by the root.  There is yelling, crying, screaming, sometimes blood, sometimes other bodily fluids, or maybe other bodily functions, and it is not pretty!  It can be gross.  It can be stinky.  Even with the perfect client, it is still NOT sexy.  So boys, if you were to assist at the office, there is a very good chance that you will never want to see another vagina!  EVER!  AGAIN!